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This Old Couch
Well, sometimes I wish we'd bought the kind
That folds out into a bed
But it ain't too bad if you lay on your side
And use the armrest for you head
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the center sags
And the stuffing is sticking out
But it's times like these, she ain't happy with me
I thank God for this old couch
Yeah, right about now, she's as P.O.'ed
As I've ever seen her be
And this pillow and blanket and a mighty dirty look
Tells me where I'm gonna sleep
I learned a long time ago, don't say nothing
And soon, she'll simmer down
And with a little bit of luck, we'll kiss and make up
Sitting right here on this old couch
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe place
While she blows off a little steam
Well, she's mad as hell but that's alright
She ain't getting rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting
That's what love's about
And we both know, I'll never go no further
Than this old couch
It might take five minutes or take five days
It really all depends
On how long it takes for the begging and the pleading
To finally start soaking in
Yeah, and one of these days, I'm gonna learn
Not to stick my big foot in my big mouth
Yeah, and maybe then I won't have to spend
So much time alone, yeah, right
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe place
While she blows off a little steam
Well, she's mad as hell but that's alright
She ain't getting rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting
Yeah, that's what love's about
Yeah, and we both know, I'll never go no further
Than this old couch, yeah, this old couch
Yeah, one potato, two potato, three potato, four potato
I'm a couch potato
"Hey honey, you still mad?
I'm sorry, a lot"
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I'm sorry, a lot"
"Hey honey, you still mad?
I'm a couch potato
Yeah, one potato, two potato, three potato, four potato
Than this old couch, yeah, this old couch
Yeah, and we both know, I'll never go no further
Yeah, that's what love's about
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting
She ain't getting rid of me
Well, she's mad as hell but that's alright
While she blows off a little steam
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe place
So much time alone, yeah, right
Yeah, and maybe then I won't have to spend
Not to stick my big foot in my big mouth
Yeah, and one of these days, I'm gonna learn
To finally start soaking in
On how long it takes for the begging and the pleading
It really all depends
It might take five minutes or take five days
Than this old couch
And we both know, I'll never go no further
That's what love's about
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting
She ain't getting rid of me
Well, she's mad as hell but that's alright
While she blows off a little steam
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe place
Sitting right here on this old couch
And with a little bit of luck, we'll kiss and make up
And soon, she'll simmer down
I learned a long time ago, don't say nothing
Tells me where I'm gonna sleep
And this pillow and blanket and a mighty dirty look
As I've ever seen her be
Yeah, right about now, she's as P.O.'ed
I thank God for this old couch
But it's times like these, she ain't happy with me
And the stuffing is sticking out
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the center sags
And use the armrest for you head
But it ain't too bad if you lay on your side
That folds out into a bed
Well, sometimes I wish we'd bought the kind
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